10. There's no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special." 9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). 8. No need to clean the chimney. 7. There's no latke-nog. 6. .You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals 5. N* Sync and Hanson don't sing Hanukkah songs. 4. You'll never see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown" on TV! 3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl". 2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards. and the Number 1 reason why Hanukkah is better than Christmas... 1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.