We've all been there, Rolling pennies for gas money, deciding whether to eat or pay the light bill, For anyone who has ever been or still is. we present the Top Ten Signs That You're Broke! 10) You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 9) You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. 8) Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. 7) Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. 6) You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 5) You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 4) You give blood everyday ... just for the orange juice. 3) Sally Struther's sends you food. 2) McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 1) American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" More Fun Pages! Fun D Mental! Join our Mailing List! Be the First to learn about New FunPages! Get our Weekly Newsletter! Join Now! Join the FunDMental Newz! Wow! We're Popular! © 2000-2008 All Rights Reserved Rich Cavanaugh Fun D Mental.com Gladwin, MI USA