Biker Bob was on his Harley, riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head
and, in a booming voice, God said,
"Bob, Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways,
I have decided
grant you one wish."
Bob pulled over and said, "Ok Lord, how about if you Build a bridge to
so I can ride my harley over there anytime I want?"
God said, "Your request is very materialistic,
think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;
the supports required to reach the bottom of the
Pacific and all the concrete and steel it would take!
It would nearly exhaust
the natural resources of many small countries,
unless I just make giant pillars of rock
come up out of the ocean floor.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for such a worldly request.
Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help all of mankind."
Bob thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said,
"ok Lord, I wish that I and all men
could understand our wives better;
I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
cries at the silliest little thing,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and I want all men to know how to make a woman truly happy" ..
There was silence for a few moments.
The wind stopped blowing,
the birds stopped singing,
the whole world was perfectly still.
Then God replied,
"So,... Do you want two lanes on that Bridge or four?
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