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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...



If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.



If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.



If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.



If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.



If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.



And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit
and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.



I must have lived too long to understand
the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is
parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?



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