In this life I may be a woman, but in my next life I'd like to come back as a Bear. When you're a Bear, you get to Hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too! When you're a Girl bear, You birth your children (which are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that! If you're a Mamma bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate Expects you to wake up growling. He Expects you to have hairy legs, and excess body fat. Yup, Gonna be a Bear!