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In this life I may be a woman,
but in my next life I'd like to come back as a Bear.

When you're a Bear, you get to Hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too!

When you're a Girl bear,
You birth your children
(which are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping,
and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that!

If you're a Mamma bear
everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear,
your mate Expects you to wake up growling.
He Expects you to have hairy legs,
and excess body fat.

Yup, Gonna be a Bear!

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