1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH
yet have a 200 MPH
2. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just
this and try again later.
4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to
protect the driver
from seeing better cars.
5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year
and claim it's the
6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just
for no apparent reason.
7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have
pretty colors and lights.
8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have
5 extra seats
for family members.
9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must
continue to make
payments for 6 months.
10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets
AOL would take the
car away from them.
11. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only
to other AOL car cell phones.
12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners
near other car dealerships.
13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples
cars stall just for fun.
15. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW
and fantastic 8-Track
tape player! (tm)
16. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas
that cost 20% more and gave
17. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner
he would wonder,
18. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce
just to marry
another AOL car owner.
19. AOL car owners would always claim to be
older or younger than they
20. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and
AOL would claim no
other cars have them.
21. Every time you close the door on the AOL car
it would say,