The local office of the F.B.I. has announced that it is
launching an investigation into the Amish Community
in rural Gladwin County Michigan.
The reason for this investigation,
It has come to their attention that a suspected
Terrorist may be hiding in the Amish community,
and trying to pass himself off as Amish.
The following picture was anonyomously sent to
the Bay City Michigan office of the F.B.I.
and triggered the investigation.
If you are Amish, and offended, we apologize.
(But, there isn't much chance of that. Is there?)