1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair
1973: The perfect high
2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1973: KEG
2003: EKG
1973: Growing pot
2003: Growing pot belly

1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian
1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones
1973: Being called into the principal's office
2003: Calling the principal's office
1973: Popping pills, smoking joints
2003: Popping joints

1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system
1973: Peace sign
2003: Mercedes logo
1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1973: Taking acid
2003: Taking antacid

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage
1973: Killer weed
2003: Weedkiller
1973: Whatever
2003: Depends
