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On The 12th Day Of the non-religous secular winter holiday,
My Significant Other Gave To Me…

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping
(plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note)

TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned
scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons
stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming
on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans
producing stolen animal embryos,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned
enforced domestic incarceration,

NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer,
the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been
reintroduced to their native habitat.
To avoid further Animal-American enslavement,
the remaining gift package has been revised.

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on
recycled processed tree carcasses and...

ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule.
Oh, heck!
Happy Holidays!!!!
(unless otherwise prohibited by law)

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