On the 12th day of Christmas MY ole lady gave to me... A twelve pack of Bud! Eleven Rasslin' Tickets... Ten tins of Copenhagen... Nine Years Probation... Eight Table Dancers... Seven Packs of Red Man... Six Cans of Spam... Five Flannel Shirts!! Four Big Mud Tires... Three Shotgun Shells... Two Huntin' Dawgs.. And some Parts to a Mustang GT!! Thanks SIS!!! Merry Christmas Even if you're not a Redneck!! Based on the comedy of Jeff Foxworthy!